Lynard skynard, free bird and the promise of CHAMPAGNE!

Hello world
I'm not in a great mindset just now i seem to have enough presure on me i feel like my head's going to explode. Mostly a really lifechanging decision i need to make is F*****G my brain royaly any who enough of my pain lets have the happy chris back again i might shange the track, i'm currently listening to free bird by lynard skynard and i think i need something a little more upbeat un moment sil vous plait

ahh that's a bit better for my mood nemo nightwishes new track anywho the Ball, woo i am tommorow going to the JAGS school ball wit Jessy-cran and i don't think my head will survive but i'll go and have some fun as per normal it is far too organised for my likeing (it's too late to spell things correctly) personally i prefer just going to the pub and just chilling for the evening but no we are going by limo which will be an experience then champagne then everything else is a blur and i have no idea what is gonna happen so i'm just gonna ride it (surfing term)
but i think what annoys me most is that all my sugestions have been brutely rejected i said i should:
pin my hair up
Paint my nails to match her dress
and many more
and they all were turned down with a stern look >:-@

anywho i've got a suit hanging up somewhere and i must remember to take my shoes to work tommorrow or all will be DOOMED argh

anyboing like i say my head has got too much buzzing round inside of it so i'm going to go and sleep and see if i can loose some pain

see y'all soon

At The Moment There is no title it might change when i've finished

Hey all

i've just caught up on the blog world and read all my friends recent posts and since looking around the world has seemed not to have changed as i thoght it had but rather my mind has been distracted for the last 6 months and now looking back on it the world seems overall like a rubbish place with wars and death and murderers and the type font algerian (the most discusting font in the world) and Moths and worst of all distrust

so what has enticed these statements you might ask well i'll try and tell you, no i wont sorry i've just had a thought (if you feel really lost don't worry anyone else reading probably is too as this is just pouring into my head and i'm just typing) so instead i will talk about..er..SEX no that'sprobably not a good idea either hey i know you guys could do us a f(l)avour if you are reading this just drop us a line tell me who you are and maybe something about you I dont know just for fun either comment after this post or there is a link to my email address in the LINKS section

and in return i'll tell you something about me
well my Name is Chris stewart and i live in Bromley just south of london i like most kinds of music with a slight lean towards rock, My favorite kind of food is mince and tatties (mushed potatoes) i work for a media company making radio shows and the like, i play the piano and the guitar (neither very well) i am growing my hair long on the basis that i prefer the lookand i can't stand having anything artificial in my hair (gel, Wax Dye Anything) except hairbands i can deal with them, i own a car that i can't legally drive yet, i have a small girlfriend called jess she's a true fruitloop 'honey nut loops lets loop together' and i used to work in a graveyard. hmm i'm just thinking through who'll be reading this and trying to think of something that you all don't know (that i can also safely publish on the internet) no i can't think of anything really well anything that wont insult people so i'll move on

we have a paper towel dispenser in our kitchen that dispenses paper towels and i forgot how quickly this thing opens so this morning when putting paper towels in it it broke (oops) sorry dad i didn't mean i am i forgiven. i think that's a real stitch up you know coz people go on kilroy and opera (not the opera) and all these jerry springer type programs and ask if they are forgiven but i think thats really silly coz if i was in the forgivers place i dont think, however i felt, that i could give an completely honest answer or more to the point i feel the answer wouldn't be the same as if i was at home coz you have got 40000 people watching approx. and however strongly you feel about something there will be a point of i don't perticularily want to look like a tit on national TV

anyway i think i've written far too much i've got to go and get ready i'm going out for dinner with some mates as it is a load of people's birthdays and i've only got 2.5 hours to get ready

love to all see ya soon

PS don't forget to contact me cheers

oh i've just remembered that i was going to try and end this with a list of groovy things to counter the ones at the begining but now i can't be bothered really if you want to know the world is truly a great place go and look at a plant but look at it properly you will learn something, or phone a friend you haven't seen and meet up with them or watch you favorite feel good movie (mine's love actually, so there you are something you probably didn't know) or if that all fails just smile in the mirror and think you are who you are because you were meant to be who you are meant to be
love and kisses
Chris

Cats Cats Cats

Hello my little chickens

Welcome to Monday and it is a day off of work for me so I am sitting at home eating a weird pasta creation that my brother and I have made anywho I was just reading my brothers Blog and he has just bought himself a Digital camera so here is fun for you all
MY CATS!!
:) I love my cats
anyway short intro I used to have the cutest little black and white cat with no tail he was called titan and we found him when I was a kitten and he was just a little boy and we took him in and loved him and he ripped us to shreds for 18 years which was great anywho he died a little while back and this last year we had a visitor a little tabby cat who had no sign of an owner she looked frit (frightened for those who don't know) so we took pity on her and fed her and put her up for a while what we didn't know was this little kitty was pregnant so she gave birth behind our sofa and we now have three little kitties and a mummy cat here are the most recent pics my brother took of them

Wally cat (Mummy cat, named coz she was eating cheese when my dad found her)

Patch cat (this kitten thinks she's a dog will even play fetch if she's in the right mood)

Black cat (this cat squeaks when she wants something)

Chipmunk (named thus coz I didn't want them to end up with cat names this is the only male and the most scared of the lot

so there are my cats hope you all enjoyed my little history of our cats if your lucky I will someday tell you about our budgerigar or my brothers fish

ok i'm going to go and do something now not sure what but bye for now
love chris

Adventuretime-SITC and a hint of chocolate brown

Hey ho people i'm am currently buzzing the summer program that my church runs is getting underway and all preperations are being made I am a clown (woo hoo)
Soul in the city:
For those of you who don't know; In the summer thousands of christian young people and adults are coming into london to witness the good news of Jesus by Comunity outreach and helping local projects, in Bromley we have a couple of major projects and adventure time is one of those, adventure time is an outreach for kids 5-14 and gives them an opportunity to hear a bit about jesus that seems to be so lacking from the current generations upbringing
so that's why i'm buzing i've just come back from a very God filled inspiring mind mapping ideas session and it was just amazing to hear all the possibities that God has opened up for us
anywho it's about a monkey and a clown and they go on a journey and it's an alorgary of our lives and our walk trying to find the lord anywho i'll upload a flyer for you all to come along to it it'll be on the 28-30 of july in martins hill rec shortlands
if you can't come but want to get involved email me i can give you a list of things to pray for without a problem any who i should really go
oh the chocolate brown one of the other planny people, deb, has got a house that is chocolate brown coloured so that's that really
if you want to get involved in soul in the city (SITC) go to http://www.soulinthecity.co.uk/

see ya'll soon

Bowling + Nightwish with a hint of Jelly and ice cream

Yeah man Bowling is the best thing ever (after children of course) we went bowling and I have quite obviously lost the knack the first game i came 3rd (which is only really 2nd as we had a pro with us i don't think he should count) so yeah on my part it was an appauling show of how bad i'd got but they did bring us all food, Marvelous my speciality,

i've been listening to nightwish a lot recently if you don't know them you should they are excellent it's a heavy rock set up with Tarja Turunen (who's birthday is 2 days after mine he he he and my girlfriend thinks she dresses cool so it's all good) who sings with a classically trained opera voice sounds brilliant check it out
www.nightwish.com
Songs to look out for:
~ over the hills and far away (this song has inspired me to learn the piano again)
~ Fantasmic
~ Nemo
~ Dead to the World
~ Wanderlust

i have stopped writing that list as i'm just going to name all their songs so anyway yeah that's about it really oh jelly and ice cream is cool Tarja's fit and the sun is shining oh and england lost the footy :(

by for now

Chris

From Work

Hi there i would say i'm sitting at my desk writing this but i'm not as no one has yet given me the internet but don't fret i am not slacking off it is my day off i'm here waiting for a meeting to begin and just enjoying the feel of the fans in my face. For those of you that don't know i work underground, not in a mine, but a media company and we hire out a room from a church so i am sitting here in a basement talking to y'all, in case you don't know this is what i do (intresting facts)

Audio tape mastering 29hours
Audio recording 3hrs
Radio programme 13 hours
audio/pa maintenance 5 hours
Display boards 18hrs
booklet 29hrs
outside customers 6hrs
Admin/meetings 2hrs

That is apparently the breakdown of the work i do in a month and where does the time go?

Everyone's out to get me (must be said in a very paraniod voice)

hello again world i have decided to believe the world is out to get me my brother is more obsessed with the internet than I. He has got a blog somewhere in hyperspace i'll put it in my links in a minute but anyway all his likkle friends also have blogs now the Bod (my bro) has influenced my girlfriend to get a blog but more than this she has hidden it from me Shocking listen

Why? Because certain people should not know about it.
Chris - another good reason for not letting Richard know about this...Chris will now think I'm sadder than ever (sorry my dear - when you read this - I love you x)

but we still like her Kinda

anyway i'm off now just thought i'd let you all know i am a typical Bloke who gets very upset when left out of the loop

bye bye now

Hello World

Well hello to all the people who have found this My name's Chris Funnily enuff this is just basically to say hi